STOP ASKING

I'm sick of it. Every second or third furry/dragon I meet now asks me in my first convo with them on MSN: "Do you vore?"

My answer has always been polite and straight-forward. No, I'm not. I never cussed, called them freaks, said that it's unnatural, etc. I respect that it's a legitimate fantasy and that it does exist. I don't think any less of a person if they tell me they're into vore.

Except the ONE guy, who asked me: "But you're a dragon, aren't you?"

FUCK YOU. Now you're stereotyping, and I HATE that. To me, that's JUST as bad as saying someone is stupid because they're black. FUCK THAT SHIT. I personally find vore ridiculous. It's so unrealistic that I can't even wrap my brain around it.

If I ate you, provided you are the correct size to fit down my throat, you would probably be torn to shreds by my teeth, because I chew my food. If you survived that, you would likely suffocate on the way down. And if you survived that you would be slowly and painfully digested by my gastric hydrochloric acids. I don't think I need to finish the digestive cycle after that; we all, hopefully, passed grade-school or watched the Magic Schoolbus. Hey. Guess what? You're dead, end of the line, and I get my 7 essential vitamins and nutrients.

Oh. And if I smile and show teeth, or yawn, or laugh, I'm NOT flirting with you or showing off.

I am into the good, old-fasioned sexual intercourse. Why? BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT. I'm not deviated into these crazy jack-off fantasies that make my brain go "Fut the whuck?"

If there are people reading this thinking "WTF is vore?" Wiki it or note me, if you are mature and have an open mind. Otherwise, you're better off not knowing.

If there are voraphiles reading this, as I said, I don't think any differently of you people. Just one kid really pissed me off by stereotyping me. Note me if you wanna express your concern.